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jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

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westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

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jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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caraphatash:

This movie was better than I expected 

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as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

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penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

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theofficialmrsclaus:

"i’m gonna get a boyfriend this year"

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death-by-lulz:

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kegelgod:

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snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

the curve is strong with him

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karenhurley:

The pair of creatives at Wieden + Kennedy in Portland, Ore., have made a fake product called Schadenfreezers—popsicles with the most depressing jokes you can imagine.

See them all at http://schadenfreezers.com

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